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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

What are the popular niches to talk about as a content creator on the social media platform?

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Is there a type of function where every point has exactly one tangent line passing through it? If yes, what is this type of function called?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Where did cosmic rays come from? Astrophysicists are closer to finding out - Phys.org

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

How do people who are deaf learn sign language? Is it typically taught by parents at a young age or are there programs available for learning it later in life?

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Remarkable Rescue: Houston Handles Turkish Airlines Diversion After Passenger Suffers Stroke - Simple Flying

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

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